Starling Meet and Eat was well attended today
How many books would a woodpecker read if a woodpecker would read books?
Miss Mohawk wants to know what you’re reading.
“Why couldn’t anyone see the bird librarian?”
“Because she was in da skies.”
“What we have here is a whodunit.”
“Well, who done it?”
“I don’t know, but this is a Red Cherring.”
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”
“What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
“We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”
“Red any good books lately?”
Dance like the motion sensitive camera is watching.
“Can you help me? I forget the shortcuts for copy & paste.”
“Ctrl C copy, Ctrl V paste.”
“Thank you, it worked!”
¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
¨But, we were migrating!¨
¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨
“Are you going to check me out?”
“Listen, I’m sure you are very nice, but I am not interested.”
“You’re not interested in checking a book out to me?”
“Oh, I thought… I mean, yes, of course. Happy reading!”