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  • Libraries are shelters in a storm.
    First snow of the year, 2020

  • Hair Raising

    I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!

  • Side Eye

    “You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
    You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”

  • Bird Alert!

    Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.

  • Rockin’

    Mrs. Mohawk thinks libraries are totally punk rock!

  • OMG

    “Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”

  • ABCs

    Make alphabetizing great again.

  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

  • What’s the Point?

    You’ve got a point there.

  • Fierce

    “Feelin’ good, lookin’ fierce. I am…Librarian.”

  • Library Emergency

    “Alert! We have an emergency situation. We are out of bookmarks! Whatever you do, do not close your books!”

  • Fine!

    “You’re fining me?”
    “Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
    “It is fine.”
    “It is not fine.”
    “Fine, but you are being fined.”

  • Say Cheese!

    “Before you take a picture, do I have food in my beak?
    That would be so embarrassing. You’d tell me, right?”

  • Library Card-inal

    Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card-inal.

  • Watch Your Back

    “I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”

  • A Tail to Tell

    Have I got a tale for you!

  • What Should I Read?

    Miss Mohawk wants to know what you’re reading.

  • Do We?

    “You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
    “Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”

  • Red

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Red who?”
    “Red any good books lately?”