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  • Fierce

    “Feelin’ good, lookin’ fierce. I am…Librarian.”

  • Library Emergency

    “Alert! We have an emergency situation. We are out of bookmarks! Whatever you do, do not close your books!”

  • Starling contest

    “Starling contest! Go!”
    “Wait, don’t you mean staring contest?”
    “Nope. I’m a Starling and you just blinked. I win twice!”

  • Goldfinch

    Well, yellow there.

  • Fart /färt/ verb

    *whispering “Did you know fart is in the dictionary? I just looked it up!”
    “tee hee hee”

  • OMG!

    Miss Dove volunteered to supervise the teen zone. She’s practicing her eye roll…to blend.

  • Library Life

    “If you want to grow up to be a librarian like me, you are going to have to learn a few things. You’ll need to fix the copy machine, printer, computer, tablets, 3-d printers, e-readers, and robots. You’ll need to perform puppet shows and wear costumes and funny hats. You’ll need to be able to do people’s taxes and help with applications and resumes. Have you been trained in CPR? You know your alphabet right? How about decimals?”
    “Can I just be a rocket scientist? Sounds easier.”

  • Romancing the Dove

    “Miss Dove?”
    “WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
    “Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
    “Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
    “But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
    “I’m working here!”

  • Easter Egg

    “Why did the Easter egg hide?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “He was a little chicken!”
    “You crack me up.”
    “Thanks, I’ve been sitting on that one.”

  • Jay K. Rowling

    Look who stopped by the Bird Library! It’s world famous author Jay K. Rowling!

  • Meow

    It’s Dewey, the library Catbird!

  • Knit Wits

    Knitting club has taken a turn for the worse.

  • Miss Dove’s Inferno

    Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.

  • Fine!

    “You’re fining me?”
    “Your book was overdue. I’m fining you.”
    “It is fine.”
    “It is not fine.”
    “Fine, but you are being fined.”

  • “I just need your name to sign you up for a library card.”
    “It’s sort of embarrassing. I’m a Titmouse.”
    “First name Tit? Last name Mouse? You are a bird, right?”

  • Beware the Chair

    You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.

  • Checkin’ Out

    Miss Dove, Saturday librarian, has ended her shift and is checkin’ out for a night on the town.

  • Fowl Weather

    “It’s raining ducks and chickens out there!”
    “Yeah. it’s pretty fowl.”

  • Lonesome Dove

    “Miss Dove, are you lonely?”
    “No, why?”
    “You’re always by your shelf.”

  • Quiet Peas

    “What is a librarian’s favorite vegetable?”
    “Quiet peas.”
    Happy National (Bird) Library Week!