Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.
“What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
“Is my book over dude?”
Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!
“Can I have a snow cone?”
“This isn’t the snack bar.”
“But I wanted a treat.”
“Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”
An important announcement from your local library:
“Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”
Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.
“Are you my mother?”
“No Luke, I am your father.”
“Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”
Watch out Miss Dove, someone’s trying to look up your “information.”
“Why are fiction writers better than poets?”