Month / May 2019

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  • Old Yeller

    Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.

  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

  • Smile!

    Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!

  • Book or Treat

    “Can I have a snow cone?”
    “This isn’t the snack bar.”
    “But I wanted a treat.”
    “Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”

  • Pool’s Open!

    An important announcement from your local library:
    “Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”

  • Summer Reading

    Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.

  • Are You My Mother?

    “Are you my mother?”
    “No Luke, I am your father.”

  • 792.8 – Tap Dance

    “Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”

  • :O

    Watch out Miss Dove, someone’s trying to look up your “information.”

  • Prose Knows

    “Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
    “They’re prose.”