“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these birds from the swift completion of their appointed librarian duties.