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  • Suspicious Seeds

    “Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
    (Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)

  • Synonym

    Is there another word for thesaurus?

  • Stop, Drop, and Fly Away

    “Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
    “If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”

  • I Have a Joke

    I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.

  • It’s FriJay! Go nuts!

  • Bird Zoom

    “Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
    “Starling, your muted.”
    “Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
    “Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
    “Meow.”

  • Easy Peasy

    “Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
    “Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”

  • Bee Cool

    “The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”

  • Order Up

    “What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”

  • Aaahhh!

    Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!

  • Dad Joke

    “Hey guys, I got one for you.”
    “Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
    “What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
    “…ha.”

  • Blue Steel

    J. Bluelander, professional bird model.

  • Catbird

    “MEOW! MEOW!”
    “Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
    “Hahaha. Works every time.”

  • Snape Snape Severus Snape

    “So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”