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Bird Feet
“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.”August 5, 2020 -
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Suspicious Seeds
“Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
(Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)July 29, 2020 -
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Stop, Drop, and Fly Away
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”July 27, 2020 -
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Bird Zoom
“Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
“Starling, your muted.”
“Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
“Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
“Meow.”July 23, 2020 -
Easy Peasy
“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”July 23, 2020 -
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Order Up
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
July 19, 2020 -
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Dad Joke
“Hey guys, I got one for you.”
“Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
“What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
“…ha.”July 17, 2020 -
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Snape Snape Severus Snape
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
July 12, 2020 -
Feelings
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”July 9, 2020
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