“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.”
“He said what?!”
“Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
(Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)
Is there another word for thesaurus?
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
It’s FriJay! Go nuts!
“Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
“Starling, your muted.”
“Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
“Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”
“The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!
“Hey guys, I got one for you.”
“Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
“What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
J. Bluelander, professional bird model.
“Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
“Hahaha. Works every time.”
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…