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A Tail of Romance
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”January 27, 2020 -
Doggy Due
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”January 24, 2020 -
Surprise!
“BOO!”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”January 22, 2020 -
Shhhh
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
January 20, 2020 -
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Nap Club
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
January 15, 2020 -
Resolution
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
January 4, 2020
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