“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
“I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
“Aw, man. Black oil again?”
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
Libraries are shelters in a storm.
First snow of the year, 2020
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library!