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  • Copy Paste

    “Can you help me? I forget the shortcuts for copy & paste.”
    “Ctrl C copy, Ctrl V paste.”
    “Thank you, it worked!”

  • Overdue

    ¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
    ¨But, we were migrating!¨
    ¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨

  • Check Me Out

    “Are you going to check me out?”
    “Listen, I’m sure you are very nice, but I am not interested.”
    “You’re not interested in checking a book out to me?”
    “Oh, I thought… I mean, yes, of course. Happy reading!”