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  • Aw, man.

    “Aw, man. Black oil again?”

  • Dirty Bird

    “Excuse me, there is a Robin, over there on the computer, that is looking at dirty pictures.”
    “How dirty are they?”
    “I just know that I saw mud and worms and I just couldn’t look anymore. They were very dirty.”

  • I Need More!

    “I may have overdone it at the library today.”

  • Old Yeller

    Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.

  • Prose Knows

    “Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
    “They’re prose.”

  • Blue Moon

    Tonight’s full blue moon

  • “Hey, why can’t a bird’s beak be 12 inches long?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “Because then it would be a foot!”
    “You know that J stands for juvenile, right?”
    “Yeah! That’s my favorite section!”

  • Bluetiful

    “I am a beautiful butterfly!” -Heimlich, A Bug’s Life

  • Blue Steel

    “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Derek Zoolander

  • Romancing the Dove

    “Miss Dove?”
    “WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
    “Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
    “Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
    “But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
    “I’m working here!”

  • Jay K. Rowling

    Look who stopped by the Bird Library! It’s world famous author Jay K. Rowling!