“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
“Alert! We have an emergency situation. We are out of bookmarks! Whatever you do, do not close your books!”
“Stand there and think about what you have done.”
“But, I didn’t have a bookmark!”
“So you used a worm?”
“It was a bookworm.”