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  • Baby-Sitters Club

    “You told your parents you were coming to the library for The Baby-Sitters Club?
    They know you meant the books, right?”

  • Hairy Situation

    “Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”

  • Suspicious Seeds

    “Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
    (Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

  • Are you Mocking Me?

    “Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

  • We Struck Gold!

    We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
    Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”

  • Masks

    “Why do you think they are covering their faces?
    Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
    What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”

  • Wash Your Hands

    “I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”

  • Is it Safe?

    “Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
    “But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?”

  • Stay at Home Menu

    Stay at Home menu
    breakfast: oatmeal cookie
    lunch: ice cream sandwich
    dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese

  • Growing Apart

    “You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
    “Can you move over a few more feet?”

  • Class Photo

    “Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
    “Toilet paper!”

  • Social Distancing

    Social Distancing
    …but I’m not even social.

  • I’m a librarian.

    “This is serious, we may soon be the only library still open. You are going to have to library like you’ve never libraried before! Can you handle it?”
    “I’m a librarian, I can handle anything.”

  • Nap Club

    “Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”