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  • Spread Your Wings and Fly

    “Where’d your mom go?”
    “Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

  • Check Me Out

    “What do you call that?”
    “I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

  • Mellow Yellow

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
    If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”

  • Hair Don’t

    Anyone else need a haircut about now?

  • Snacks

    “It’s snack o’clock!”

  • Thank a Librarian

    It’s National Library Month, and we can’t visit our favorite librarians! We miss you!
    Thank you for all you do when the library is open and closed!

  • Bird of the Year

    “Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
    @Time https://time.com/5812697/bird-library-livestream/

  • Growing Apart

    “You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
    “Can you move over a few more feet?”

  • I’m a librarian.

    “This is serious, we may soon be the only library still open. You are going to have to library like you’ve never libraried before! Can you handle it?”
    “I’m a librarian, I can handle anything.”

  • Mouth Sharing

    Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.

  • Miniature Penguin

    The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.

  • A Tail of Romance

    “I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
    “Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”

  • Doggy Due

    “Look me in the eye and say that again.”
    “No, really, my dog ate my book!”

  • “There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
    The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
    “I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”

  • Surprise!

    “BOO!”
    “AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
    “That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”

  • Shhhh

    “The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”

  • Aw, man.

    “Aw, man. Black oil again?”