“Where’d your mom go?”
“Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”
“To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”
“Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.
“Why did the bird go to the library?”
“He was looking for bookworms.”
Anyone else need a haircut about now?
“It’s snack o’clock!”
It’s National Library Month, and we can’t visit our favorite librarians! We miss you!
Thank you for all you do when the library is open and closed!
“Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?”
“This is serious, we may soon be the only library still open. You are going to have to library like you’ve never libraried before! Can you handle it?”
“I’m a librarian, I can handle anything.”
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
“I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
“Aw, man. Black oil again?”