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  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

  • Chestnuts, please.

    “Santa, do you roast chestnuts on an open fire? Can you bring me some? It’s getting cold and Jack Frost is nipping at my nose. Ok, well, have yourself a merry little Christmas!”

  • Summer Reading

    Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.

  • Quiet Peas

    “What is a librarian’s favorite vegetable?”
    “Quiet peas.”
    Happy National (Bird) Library Week!

  • Hoos the Champion!

    Who’s the Champion? Hoos the Champion!

  • Wahoowa!

    Today, all our birds are singing the same song.

  • Bird Herd

    Is a group of Cowbirds called a bird herd?

  • Looking Up

    Things are looking up at the Bird Library.

  • “A school library is like the Bat Cave: it’s a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero. True, the superhero is more likely to be wearing a cardigan than a batsuit, but still…” – Tom Angleberger
    Happy National School Librarian Day!

  • Making My Moooove

    Hatch.com username: Making my Moooove
    Do you enjoy long flights in the sunset? The feeling of warm seed on your feet?
    Are you willing to leave your eggs behind for others to raise?
    No commitment: Doesn’t mate for life

  • Breakin’

    During breaks, Miss Doves practices her moonwalk.