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  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”

  • Masks

    “Why do you think they are covering their faces?
    Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
    What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”

  • Wash Your Hands

    “I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”

  • Is it Safe?

    “Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
    “But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?”

  • Stay at Home Menu

    Stay at Home menu
    breakfast: oatmeal cookie
    lunch: ice cream sandwich
    dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese

  • Bird of the Year

    “Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
    @Time https://time.com/5812697/bird-library-livestream/

  • Growing Apart

    “You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
    “Can you move over a few more feet?”

  • Class Photo

    “Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
    “Toilet paper!”

  • Social Distancing

    Social Distancing
    …but I’m not even social.

  • A Tail of Romance

    “I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
    “Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”

  • Nap Club

    “Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”

  • Resolution

    “I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”

  • “Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
    “To take more naps and read more books!”
    Happy New Year from the Bird Library!

  • Love Doves

    The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.

  • All I Want for Christmas is Coo

    “OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”