“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”
“Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”
“Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”
“Why do you think they are covering their faces?
Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”
“I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”
“Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
“But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?”
Stay at Home menu
breakfast: oatmeal cookie
lunch: ice cream sandwich
dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese
“Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?”
“Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
…but I’m not even social.
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library!
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”