“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
Yawn! “You guys go ahead and Black Friday shop, I’ll stay here and nap.”
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
“Oh! When you said ‘Put them in the book drop,’ this wasn’t what you meant?”
“Welcome to library yoga. Today we will focus on our inner bird. This is Dove pose. If this is too difficult just take a break, eat some bird seed, and breathe. Namaste.”
“Ok kids, gather round, today we are having scary story time.”
“Oooo, I hope it’s a really scary one.”
“Today’s story is called The Cat in the Hat!”
“Ahhh! That’s too scary!”
Miss Dove enjoys reading books from many different genres. She is well-rounded.