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Growing Apart
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?” -
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Class Photo
“Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
“Toilet paper!” -
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Social Distancing
Social Distancing
…but I’m not even social. -
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A Tail of Romance
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!” -
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Nap Club
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
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Resolution
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
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“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library! -
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Love Doves
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
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All I Want for Christmas is Coo
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”
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All the Books
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.” -
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When Doves Cry
“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
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Yawn
Yawn! “You guys go ahead and Black Friday shop, I’ll stay here and nap.”
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Going South?
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
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Instruction Manual
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
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Back Off
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
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Nap Queen
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
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Book Drop
“Oh! When you said ‘Put them in the book drop,’ this wasn’t what you meant?”
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Just breathe
“Welcome to library yoga. Today we will focus on our inner bird. This is Dove pose. If this is too difficult just take a break, eat some bird seed, and breathe. Namaste.”
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Scaredy Cats
“Ok kids, gather round, today we are having scary story time.”
“Oooo, I hope it’s a really scary one.”
“Today’s story is called The Cat in the Hat!”
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Well-Rounded
Miss Dove enjoys reading books from many different genres. She is well-rounded.
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