Tag / MourningDove
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When Doves Cry
“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
December 7, 2019 -
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Going South?
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
October 24, 2019 -
Instruction Manual
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
October 14, 2019 -
Romancing the Dove
“Miss Dove?”
“WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
“Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
“Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
“But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
“I’m working here!”April 23, 2019 -
Easter Egg
“Why did the Easter egg hide?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“He was a little chicken!”
“You crack me up.”
“Thanks, I’ve been sitting on that one.”
“Eggshellent.”April 22, 2019 -
Miss Dove’s Inferno
Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.
April 18, 2019 -
Checkin’ Out
Miss Dove, Saturday librarian, has ended her shift and is checkin’ out for a night on the town.
April 14, 2019 -
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