“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
“Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”
“Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me a D! What does that spell?
READ! READ! READ!”