Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
photo credit: piqsels
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
“Attention library patrons, please be aware that I am going to read all the books!
All the books!”
“I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I know I can!”
– Watty Piper, “Little Engine That Could”
“I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”
“Thanks for sitting on me until I hatched, barfing my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and teaching me to fly, mom.”
“I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”
“Sure. THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”
“What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
“We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”
“Red any good books lately?”