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  • Increased Circulation

    “Watch out! What are you doing?”
    “I’m increasing circulation.”

  • Poplarity

    “Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”

  • Fashion!

    Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
    photo credit: piqsels

  • Floofy Sparrow

    “The Floof is strong with this one.”

  • I Have a Joke

    I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.

  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”

  • Mouth Sharing

    Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.

  • Doggy Due

    “Look me in the eye and say that again.”
    “No, really, my dog ate my book!”

  • Birds are Back

    “Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”

  • All the books!

    “Attention library patrons, please be aware that I am going to read all the books!
    All the books!”

  • The Little Birdy That Could

    “I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I know I can!”
    – Watty Piper, “Little Engine That Could”

  • Patron Privacy

    “I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”

  • Happy Mother’s Day

    “Thanks for sitting on me until I hatched, barfing my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and teaching me to fly, mom.”

  • Watch Your Back

    “I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”

  • Do We?

    “You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
    “Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”

  • Kondo-d

    “What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
    “We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”

  • Red

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Red who?”
    “Red any good books lately?”