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  • I Was a Teenage Starling

    #trending #polkadots

    July 23, 2019

  • Dementor

    “Listen to this part
    ‘An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his chest, it was inside his very heart….’
    Dementors are creepy!”

    June 24, 2019

  • Pool’s Open!

    An important announcement from your local library:
    “Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”

    May 25, 2019

  • “The library will close, I’ll lose my job, civilization will end!”
    “Pull yourself together, Miss Dove! E-books will never replace print. People hate e-books.
    Snap out of it!”

    May 14, 2019

  • Starling contest

    “Starling contest! Go!”
    “Wait, don’t you mean staring contest?”
    “Nope. I’m a Starling and you just blinked. I win twice!”

    April 29, 2019

  • Romancing the Dove

    “Miss Dove?”
    “WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
    “Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
    “Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
    “But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
    “I’m working here!”

    April 23, 2019

  • Miss Dove’s Inferno

    Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.

    April 18, 2019

  • Fowl Weather

    “It’s raining ducks and chickens out there!”
    “Yeah. it’s pretty fowl.”

    April 13, 2019

  • Hoos the Champion!

    Who’s the Champion? Hoos the Champion!

    April 10, 2019

  • Count Bookula

    “I vant to read your books.”

    April 1, 2019