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Stop, Drop, and Fly Away
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”July 27, 2020 -
Snape Snape Severus Snape
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
July 12, 2020 -
Smells Like Teen Starling
Smells Like Teen Starling
“Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”July 3, 2020 -
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Dementor
“Listen to this part
‘An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his chest, it was inside his very heart….’
Dementors are creepy!”June 24, 2019 -
Pool’s Open!
An important announcement from your local library:
“Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”May 25, 2019 -
Starling contest
“Starling contest! Go!”
“Wait, don’t you mean staring contest?”
“Nope. I’m a Starling and you just blinked. I win twice!”April 29, 2019 -
Romancing the Dove
“Miss Dove?”
“WHAT? I’m not doing anything.”
“Um, I just had a question. Wait, are you reading romance novels?”
“Maybe…How else will I know which ones to recommend?”
“But aren’t you a children’s librarian?”
“I’m working here!”April 23, 2019 -
Miss Dove’s Inferno
Miss Dove reenacts her favorite scene from Dante’s Inferno. Within the Third Circle, Gluttony, she narrowly escapes the grasp of Cerberus, the vicious 3 headed Starling beast.
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Family Tree
“I’m interested in genealogy. Can you help me find out more about my family tree, I think it was an Oak.”
March 31, 2019 -
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Sham-rocking
“It’s St. Patrick’s Day right?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Your hair is sham-rocking!”March 18, 2019
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