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  • Fart /färt/ verb

    *whispering “Did you know fart is in the dictionary? I just looked it up!”
    “tee hee hee”

  • Birds on Film

    “Did you know there is a video camera filming our every move?”
    “I thought libraries were all about privacy of information!”
    “Probably got cut in the budget.”

  • Overdue

    ¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
    ¨But, we were migrating!¨
    ¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨