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  • I Have a Joke

    I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.

  • It’s FriJay! Go nuts!

  • Bird Zoom

    “Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
    “Starling, your muted.”
    “Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
    “Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
    “Meow.”

  • Easy Peasy

    “Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
    “Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”

  • Bee Cool

    “The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”

  • Order Up

    “What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”

  • Aaahhh!

    Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!

  • Dad Joke

    “Hey guys, I got one for you.”
    “Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
    “What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
    “…ha.”

  • Blue Steel

    J. Bluelander, professional bird model.

  • Catbird

    “MEOW! MEOW!”
    “Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
    “Hahaha. Works every time.”

  • Snape Snape Severus Snape

    “So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”