Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?”
Smells Like Teen Starling
“Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
“Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”
Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”
“Where’d your mom go?”
“Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”
“To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”
Like my haircut? I did it myself!
“Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”
“Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.
Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!
“Why did the bird go to the library?”
“He was looking for bookworms.”