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Feelings
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.” -
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Heard That
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
A heard! -
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That’s Nuts
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
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Happy 4th!
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
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Work, Work!
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?” -
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Smells Like Teen Starling
Smells Like Teen Starling
“Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.” -
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Corny Joke
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
Aww, shucks!” -
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Wear a Mask
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
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Stuck in a Book
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
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Screen Time
“Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.” -
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Safe at Home
Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!
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Summer Reading
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!” -
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Spread Your Wings and Fly
“Where’d your mom go?”
“Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.” -
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Atticus!
“To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”
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Target Practice
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.” -
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Just a Little Off the Top
Like my haircut? I did it myself!
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Are you Mocking Me?
“Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”
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Check Me Out
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!” -
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You Don’t Want to Know
“Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”
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Mellow Yellow
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.
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