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  • A Tail of Romance

    “I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
    “Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”

    January 27, 2020

  • Doggy Due

    “Look me in the eye and say that again.”
    “No, really, my dog ate my book!”

    January 24, 2020

  • “There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
    The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
    “I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”

    January 23, 2020

  • Surprise!

    “BOO!”
    “AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
    “That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”

    January 22, 2020

  • Shhhh

    “The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”

    January 20, 2020

  • Aw, man.

    “Aw, man. Black oil again?”

    January 17, 2020

  • Libraries are shelters in a storm.
    First snow of the year, 2020

    January 8, 2020

  • Resolution

    “I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”

    January 4, 2020

  • “Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
    “To take more naps and read more books!”
    Happy New Year from the Bird Library!

    January 1, 2020

  • Love Doves

    The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.

    December 26, 2019

  • All I Want for Christmas is Coo

    “OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”

    December 18, 2019

  • All the Books

    “We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
    “All of them.”

    December 10, 2019

  • When Doves Cry

    “Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”

    December 7, 2019

  • Chestnuts, please.

    “Santa, do you roast chestnuts on an open fire? Can you bring me some? It’s getting cold and Jack Frost is nipping at my nose. Ok, well, have yourself a merry little Christmas!”

    December 4, 2019

  • Santabird

    “It’s the holiday season
    So whoop de do and dickory dock”
    Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!

    December 2, 2019

  • Yawn

    Yawn! “You guys go ahead and Black Friday shop, I’ll stay here and nap.”

    November 29, 2019

  • Odd Bird

    Another view of of our “Odd Bird.”
    Since we are a library and love all things Potter, we shall dub him Lil’ Hedwig.

    November 28, 2019

  • Going South?

    “I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”

    October 24, 2019

  • Instruction Manual

    “Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”

    October 14, 2019

  • Hair Raising

    I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!

    October 1, 2019