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  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”

  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

  • Spread Your Wings and Fly

    “Where’d your mom go?”
    “Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

  • Check Me Out

    “What do you call that?”
    “I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

  • Mellow Yellow

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
    If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”