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I’m Molting!
“When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
you could be a molting Cowbird.” -
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Grace
“Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
“Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
We all need to give each other grace right now.” -
Gettin’ Hairy
“Yes? Do you have a question?”
“What is that on your face?”
“It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!” -
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Full House
“Ok, kids. Ready to go? How many of you are mine?”
“All of us!” -
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Fashion!
Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
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Hairy Situation
“Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”
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Montuewedthurfriday
“I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”
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Rush Hour
“Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”
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Floofy Sparrow
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
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Feelings!
“I am all up in my feelings!!!”
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Bird Feet
“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.” -
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Say What?
“He said what?!”
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Suspicious Seeds
“Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
(Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!) -
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Synonym
Is there another word for thesaurus?
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Stop, Drop, and Fly Away
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?” -
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I Have a Joke
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
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It’s FriJay! Go nuts!
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Bird Zoom
“Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
“Starling, your muted.”
“Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
“Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
“Meow.” -
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Easy Peasy
“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!” -
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Order Up
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
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