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Vote!
Flock to the polls! The birds are counting on you!
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Your Mom Would Let Me
Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library
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Increased Circulation
“Watch out! What are you doing?”
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It’s fine.
“Huh? Me? Oh, yeah. Everything’s great. It’s good. I’m good. We’re fine. It’s fine. “
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Poplarity
“Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”
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Last of the Mohawkins
We weren’t sure what we were seeing at first, but we now believe this to be a
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I’m Molting!
“When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
you could be a molting Cowbird.” -
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Grace
“Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
“Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
We all need to give each other grace right now.” -
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Gettin’ Hairy
“Yes? Do you have a question?”
“What is that on your face?”
“It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!” -
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Full House
“Ok, kids. Ready to go? How many of you are mine?”
“All of us!” -
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Fashion!
Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
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Hairy Situation
“Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”
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Montuewedthurfriday
“I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”
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Rush Hour
“Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”
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Floofy Sparrow
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
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Feelings!
“I am all up in my feelings!!!”
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Bird Feet
“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.” -
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Say What?
“He said what?!”
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Suspicious Seeds
“Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
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Synonym
Is there another word for thesaurus?
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