“Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me a D! What does that spell?
READ! READ! READ!”
“You kids better settle down back there! Don’t make me turn this library around!”
Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.
“‘Til the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a family
That’s the way we all became the Birdy Bunch.”
“Excuse me, there is a Robin, over there on the computer, that is looking at dirty pictures.”
“How dirty are they?”
“I just know that I saw mud and worms and I just couldn’t look anymore. They were very dirty.”
I thought about being a teacher but I’d have to say “Good morning, my name is Ms. White Breasted Nuthatch.” and I think we all know how that would go.
Mrs. Mohawk thinks libraries are totally punk rock!
“I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”
The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
Get RED, get set, READ!
“Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”
“Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”
I wonder how many people are going to come to the reference desk today and ask me where the bathroom is?
Make alphabetizing great again.
Smells like Teen Spirit.
Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.
“What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
“Is my book over dude?”
Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!
“Can I have a snow cone?”
“This isn’t the snack bar.”
“But I wanted a treat.”
“Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”
An important announcement from your local library:
“Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”
Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.