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  • Duck!

    “And it was coming straight for our heads, so I yelled ‘Duck!’ But it wasn’t, it was a Nuthatch. How embarrassing, a Nuthatch.”

  • Read All About It

    “Extra! Extra! Read all about it at your local library!”

  • Dementor

    “Listen to this part
    ‘An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his chest, it was inside his very heart….’
    Dementors are creepy!”

  • All the books!

    “Attention library patrons, please be aware that I am going to read all the books!
    All the books!”

  • Library Card

    “Just a second, I have it here somewhere. I know I put it in here. Where is that library card? Oh here it is, nope, that’s my parking ticket. Do you validate? Can I use this prescription card? It has my name on it.”

  • Cheerreaders

    “Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me a D! What does that spell?
    READ! READ! READ!”

  • Baby Boom

    “You kids better settle down back there! Don’t make me turn this library around!”

  • Bird Alert!

    Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.

  • Birdy Bunch

    “‘Til the one day when the lady met this fellow
    And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
    That this group must somehow form a family
    That’s the way we all became the Birdy Bunch.”

  • Dirty Bird

    “Excuse me, there is a Robin, over there on the computer, that is looking at dirty pictures.”
    “How dirty are they?”
    “I just know that I saw mud and worms and I just couldn’t look anymore. They were very dirty.”

  • The Little Birdy That Could

    “I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I know I can!”
    – Watty Piper, “Little Engine That Could”

  • Nuts.

    I thought about being a teacher but I’d have to say “Good morning, my name is Ms. White Breasted Nuthatch.” and I think we all know how that would go.

  • Rockin’

    Mrs. Mohawk thinks libraries are totally punk rock!

  • Patron Privacy

    “I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”

  • Red, set, read!

    The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
    Get RED, get set, READ!

  • School’s Out!

    Congratulations to the teachers that survived the school year with just a few rumpled feathers. If you’re still in school, hang in there, summer is right around the corner!

  • I Need More!

    “I may have overdone it at the library today.”

  • Dinner with Daddy

    “Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”

  • ABCs

    Make alphabetizing great again.

  • Teen Zone

    Smells like Teen Spirit.