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  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

  • Book or Treat

    “Can I have a snow cone?”
    “This isn’t the snack bar.”
    “But I wanted a treat.”
    “Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”

  • Pool’s Open!

    An important announcement from your local library:
    “Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”

  • Summer Reading

    Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.

  • Are You My Mother?

    “Are you my mother?”
    “No Luke, I am your father.”

  • 792.8 – Tap Dance

    “Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”

  • Blue Moon

    Tonight’s full blue moon

  • Fly, little bird

    “That is your new library card.”
    “What does it do?”
    “It can take you anywhere you’d like to go.”
    “Wow, I thought only my wings could do that!”

  • Hummm

    “What do you call a Song Sparrow that can’t sing?”
    “A Hummingbird!”

  • “The library will close, I’ll lose my job, civilization will end!”
    “Pull yourself together, Miss Dove! E-books will never replace print. People hate e-books.
    Snap out of it!”

  • Happy Mother’s Day

    “Thanks for sitting on me until I hatched, barfing my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and teaching me to fly, mom.”

  • Dovey Dancing

    Now, I’ve had the time of my life and I owe it all to you…
    “Baby, are you ready for the lift?”
    “Last time I ended up in the corner, nobody puts Baby in the corner.”

  • “Hey, why can’t a bird’s beak be 12 inches long?”
    “I don’t know, why?”
    “Because then it would be a foot!”
    “You know that J stands for juvenile, right?”
    “Yeah! That’s my favorite section!”

  • Library Matter

    “Excuse me, is everything ok?”
    “Oh yes, we are just settling a library matter.”
    “Ok! I give up! DDC is better than LCCN.”

  • Bluetiful

    “I am a beautiful butterfly!” -Heimlich, A Bug’s Life

  • Gross

    Ug. Gag me with a spoon! That is like totally Grosbeak to the max!
    (Our first Rose-breasted Grosbeak to visit the library!)

  • Miss Dove and Her Romeo

    Romeo: “Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.”
    Juliet: “Then have my lips the sin that they have took.”
    Romeo: “Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.”
    Juliet: “You kiss by the book.”
    ― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

  • Look Away

    Count Olaf, the Grackle, has returned but has not returned his library book. Muahahaha!

  • What’s the Point?

    You’ve got a point there.

  • Blue Steel

    “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” – Derek Zoolander