The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
“Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”
Like my haircut? I did it myself!
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”
“Why did the bird go to the library?”
“He was looking for bookworms.”
Anyone else need a haircut about now?
“It’s snack o’clock!”
It’s National Library Month, and we can’t visit our favorite librarians! We miss you!
Thank you for all you do when the library is open and closed!
…but I’m not even social.
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
Libraries are shelters in a storm.
First snow of the year, 2020
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
Rare Bird Alert! We had a visit from the elusive and mysterious Cardove today.
Mrs. Mohawk thinks libraries are totally punk rock!
“Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”
Make alphabetizing great again.
“What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
“Is my book over dude?”