Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
“I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
“Aw, man. Black oil again?”
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.”
“It’s the holiday season
So whoop de do and dickory dock”
Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these birds from the swift completion of their appointed librarian duties.
“Oh! When you said ‘Put them in the book drop,’ this wasn’t what you meant?”