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  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Smells Like Teen Starling

    Smells Like Teen Starling
    “Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

  • Stuck in a Book

    “Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

  • Check Me Out

    “What do you call that?”
    “I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”

  • Hair Don’t

    Anyone else need a haircut about now?

  • Snacks

    “It’s snack o’clock!”

  • Bird of the Year

    “Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
    @Time https://time.com/5812697/bird-library-livestream/

  • Mouth Sharing

    Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.

  • Miniature Penguin

    The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.

  • A Tail of Romance

    “I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
    “Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”