“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?”
Smells Like Teen Starling
“Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”
“To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”
“Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”
“Why did the bird go to the library?”
“He was looking for bookworms.”
Anyone else need a haircut about now?
“It’s snack o’clock!”
“Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”