Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library
We weren’t sure what we were seeing at first, but we now believe this to be a
James Fenimore Cooper’s Hawk.
“When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
you could be a molting Cowbird.”
“Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
“Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
We all need to give each other grace right now.”
“Yes? Do you have a question?”
“What is that on your face?”
“It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!”
Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
photo credit: piqsels
“I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”
“Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
“I am all up in my feelings!!!”
“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.”
“He said what?!”
Is there another word for thesaurus?
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
It’s FriJay! Go nuts!
“Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
“Starling, your muted.”
“Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
“Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”
“The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”