“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”
“The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!
“Hey guys, I got one for you.”
“Son, your dad is going to tell a joke. It’ll be over soon, just laugh and we can move on.”
“What’s brown and sticky?…..A Stick!”
J. Bluelander, professional bird model.
“Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
“Hahaha. Works every time.”
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?”
Smells Like Teen Starling
“Immature? puh-lease! I can fly and feed myself, what more do you want? wtv, smh, yolo.”
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
“Is this what they mean by ‘getting stuck in a book’? Cause I can’t get out.”
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”
“To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”
“What do you call that?”
“I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”