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Heard That
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
A heard! -
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That’s Nuts
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
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Happy 4th!
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
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Work, Work!
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?” -
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Corny Joke
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
Aww, shucks!” -
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Wear a Mask
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
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Summer Reading
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!” -
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Target Practice
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.” -
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Just a Little Off the Top
Like my haircut? I did it myself!
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Are you Mocking Me?
“Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”
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Gross!
Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!
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We Struck Gold!
We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since. -
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Lola
“Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.” -
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Masks
“Why do you think they are covering their faces?
Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
What if they start eating the seed they give to us?” -
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Wash Your Hands
“I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”
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Stay at Home Menu
Stay at Home menu
breakfast: oatmeal cookie
lunch: ice cream sandwich
dinner: 3 cheese casserole – cheesecake, cheese puffs, mac & cheese -
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Class Photo
“Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
“Toilet paper!” -
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Social Distancing
Social Distancing
…but I’m not even social. -
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When Doves Cry
“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
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Chestnuts, please.
“Santa, do you roast chestnuts on an open fire? Can you bring me some? It’s getting cold and Jack Frost is nipping at my nose. Ok, well, have yourself a merry little Christmas!”
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