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Today’s Peck
“Wood you help me peck out a good book?”
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Vote!
Flock to the polls! The birds are counting on you!
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Your Mom Would Let Me
Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library
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It’s fine.
“Huh? Me? Oh, yeah. Everything’s great. It’s good. I’m good. We’re fine. It’s fine. “
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Poplarity
“Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”
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Last of the Mohawkins
We weren’t sure what we were seeing at first, but we now believe this to be a
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I’m Molting!
“When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
you could be a molting Cowbird.” -
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Gettin’ Hairy
“Yes? Do you have a question?”
“What is that on your face?”
“It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!” -
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Baby-Sitters Club
“You told your parents you were coming to the library for The Baby-Sitters Club?
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Hairy Situation
“Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”
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Montuewedthurfriday
“I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”
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Rush Hour
“Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”
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Floofy Sparrow
“The Floof is strong with this one.”
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Feelings!
“I am all up in my feelings!!!”
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Bird Feet
“Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.” -
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Say What?
“He said what?!”
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Suspicious Seeds
“Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
(Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!) -
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Synonym
Is there another word for thesaurus?
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Stop, Drop, and Fly Away
“Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
“If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?” -
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I Have a Joke
I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.
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