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  • Vote!

    Flock to the polls! The birds are counting on you!

    November 3, 2020

  • Your Mom Would Let Me

    Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library

    October 30, 2020

  • It’s fine.

    “Huh? Me? Oh, yeah. Everything’s great. It’s good. I’m good. We’re fine. It’s fine. “

    October 18, 2020

  • Poplarity

    “Why are all the birds hanging out in that tree over there?” “Don’t know, must be a poplar tree.”

    October 17, 2020

  • Last of the Mohawkins

    We weren’t sure what we were seeing at first, but we now believe this to be a
    James Fenimore Cooper’s Hawk.

    October 7, 2020

  • I’m Molting!

    “When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
    you could be a molting Cowbird.”

    September 16, 2020

  • Gettin’ Hairy

    “Yes? Do you have a question?”
    “What is that on your face?”
    “It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!”

    August 23, 2020

  • Baby-Sitters Club

    “You told your parents you were coming to the library for The Baby-Sitters Club?
    They know you meant the books, right?”

    August 19, 2020

  • Hairy Situation

    “Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”

    August 14, 2020

  • Montuewedthurfriday

    “I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”

    August 10, 2020

  • Rush Hour

    “Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”

    August 8, 2020

  • Floofy Sparrow

    “The Floof is strong with this one.”

    August 8, 2020

  • Feelings!

    “I am all up in my feelings!!!”

    August 6, 2020

  • Bird Feet

    “Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
    You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.”

    August 5, 2020

  • Say What?

    “He said what?!”

    July 30, 2020

  • Suspicious Seeds

    “Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
    (Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)

    July 29, 2020

  • Synonym

    Is there another word for thesaurus?

    July 28, 2020

  • Stop, Drop, and Fly Away

    “Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
    “If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”

    July 27, 2020

  • I Have a Joke

    I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.

    July 25, 2020

  • It’s FriJay! Go nuts!

    July 24, 2020