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  • Bee Cool

    “The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”

  • Order Up

    “What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”

  • Aaahhh!

    Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!

  • Blue Steel

    J. Bluelander, professional bird model.

  • Catbird

    “MEOW! MEOW!”
    “Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
    “Hahaha. Works every time.”

  • Snape Snape Severus Snape

    “So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • Feelings

    “Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
    “I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”

  • Heard That

    What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
    A heard!

  • That’s Nuts

    Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.

  • Happy 4th!

    The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…

  • Work, Work!

    “You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
    “Wait, I’m Peggy?”

  • Corny Joke

    “What did the corn say when he got complimented?
    Aww, shucks!”

  • Wear a Mask

    “Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

  • Are you Mocking Me?

    “Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

  • We Struck Gold!

    We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
    Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”