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Bird Zoom
“Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
“Starling, your muted.”
“Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
“Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
“Meow.”July 23, 2020 -
Easy Peasy
“Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
“Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”July 23, 2020 -
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Order Up
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
July 19, 2020 -
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Snape Snape Severus Snape
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
July 12, 2020 -
Feelings
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”July 9, 2020 -
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That’s Nuts
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
July 5, 2020 -
Happy 4th!
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
July 4, 2020 -
Work, Work!
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?”July 4, 2020 -
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Summer Reading
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”June 24, 2020 -
Target Practice
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”June 19, 2020 -
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