“The Bird Library, where you can learn about the birds and the bees!”
“What kind of poolside bar is this? What’s a bird gotta do to get a drink around here?”
Is it already that time of the day? It’s scream o’clock!
J. Bluelander, professional bird model.
“Ahh! Catbird! You scared me!”
“Hahaha. Works every time.”
“So I give you fair warning, Potter . . . pint-sized celebrity or not — if I catch you breaking into my office one more time —” – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“Good morning, I am feeling very angry!”
“I understand, but this is a library. Please scream inside your heart.”
What do you call a group of Cowbirds checking out an audiobook?
Bird Library now offers curbside pickup. We’ll hold your nuts for you until you arrive.
The birds are donning their red, white, and blue today. Also, tomorrow, and the next day…
“You be Peggy, and I’ll be Eliza. Ready? Go. ‘Look around, look around. How lucky we are to be alive right now.”
“Wait, I’m Peggy?”
“What did the corn say when he got complimented?
“Hey, human! That mask makes you look super handsome and considerate!”
“Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”
“Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”
Like my haircut? I did it myself!
“Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”
Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!
We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.
“Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”