“I just need your name to sign you up for a library card.”
“It’s sort of embarrassing. I’m a Titmouse.”
“First name Tit? Last name Mouse? You are a bird, right?”
You may have heard that books are the most dangerous thing in the library, but Carolina Wren thinks it’s this red chair. It’s armed, after all.
Miss Dove, Saturday librarian, has ended her shift and is checkin’ out for a night on the town.
“It’s raining ducks and chickens out there!”
“Yeah. it’s pretty fowl.”
“Miss Dove, are you lonely?”
“You’re always by your shelf.”