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Bird of the Year
“Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
@Time https://time.com/5812697/bird-library-livestream/April 1, 2020 -
Growing Apart
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?”March 29, 2020 -
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I’m a librarian.
“This is serious, we may soon be the only library still open. You are going to have to library like you’ve never libraried before! Can you handle it?”
“I’m a librarian, I can handle anything.”March 17, 2020 -
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A Tail of Romance
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”January 27, 2020 -
Doggy Due
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”January 24, 2020 -
Surprise!
“BOO!”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”January 22, 2020 -
Shhhh
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
January 20, 2020 -
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Nap Club
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
January 15, 2020 -
Resolution
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
January 4, 2020 -
Love Doves
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
December 26, 2019 -
All I Want for Christmas is Coo
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”
December 18, 2019 -
All the Books
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.”December 10, 2019
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