“Figures we get famous during a pandemic, and can’t be mobbed by fans.”
“You’ve been so socially distant lately. I think we may be growing apart.”
“Can you move over a few more feet?”
“Ok class, smile for the camera. Say, toilet paper.”
…but I’m not even social.
“This is serious, we may soon be the only library still open. You are going to have to library like you’ve never libraried before! Can you handle it?”
“I’m a librarian, I can handle anything.”
Mouth sharing, it’s for the birds.
The White-breasted Nuthatch, aka miniature Penguin.
“I’m looking for a tail of romance.”
“Look somewhere else, my tail is a tale of tragedy if you don’t get lost!”
“Look me in the eye and say that again.”
“No, really, my dog ate my book!”
“There you are! I sent you for seed hours ago.
The kids won’t stop squawking. Have you been reading all day?”
“I couldn’t help my self. I felt the need, the need to read.”
“AAAAHHH! OMG, you made me spill my seed.”
“That’s cause you didn’t seed me coming.”
“The librarian is going to be very upset if she finds out you are vaping in here.”
“Aw, man. Black oil again?”
“Welcome to the first Nap Club of the new year. Now remember, the first rule of Nap Club is no one talks about Nap Club. Let’s make this a good, clean nap.”
Libraries are shelters in a storm.
First snow of the year, 2020
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library!
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.”