“Santa, being a Mourning Dove is so depressing. I wish I could be a Turtledove for Christmas, at least I’d have a song, and not that Prince one about crying.”
“It’s the holiday season
So whoop de do and dickory dock”
Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!
Yawn! “You guys go ahead and Black Friday shop, I’ll stay here and nap.”
Another view of of our “Odd Bird.”
Since we are a library and love all things Potter, we shall dub him Lil’ Hedwig.
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these birds from the swift completion of their appointed librarian duties.
“Oh! When you said ‘Put them in the book drop,’ this wasn’t what you meant?”
“Welcome to library yoga. Today we will focus on our inner bird. This is Dove pose. If this is too difficult just take a break, eat some bird seed, and breathe. Namaste.”
“Yes! We returned our library book on time, accessed the online catalog, used the Dewey Decimal System, and checked out a new book we can start reading tonight!
Gimme five, we did it!”
“I finished my summer reading challenge 2 months early! I crushed it!”
“Ok kids, gather round, today we are having scary story time.”
“Oooo, I hope it’s a really scary one.”
“Today’s story is called The Cat in the Hat!”
“Ahhh! That’s too scary!”