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  • I’m Molting!

    “When you think things couldn’t get worse, always remember,
    you could be a molting Cowbird.”

    September 16, 2020

  • Grace

    “Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
    “Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
    We all need to give each other grace right now.”

    September 1, 2020

  • Gettin’ Hairy

    “Yes? Do you have a question?”
    “What is that on your face?”
    “It’s my quarantine beard. I haven’t shaved since March!”

    August 23, 2020

  • Baby-Sitters Club

    “You told your parents you were coming to the library for The Baby-Sitters Club?
    They know you meant the books, right?”

    August 19, 2020

  • Full House

    “Ok, kids. Ready to go? How many of you are mine?”
    “All of us!”

    August 17, 2020

  • Fashion!

    Stylin’ & Bibliophilin’
    photo credit: piqsels

    August 15, 2020

  • Hairy Situation

    “Hey, mom! I gave myself a haircut. I’m ready for virtual school!”

    August 14, 2020

  • Montuewedthurfriday

    “I’m ready to face the day! What day is it?”

    August 10, 2020

  • Rush Hour

    “Brother, can you sparrow some personal space?!”

    August 8, 2020

  • Floofy Sparrow

    “The Floof is strong with this one.”

    August 8, 2020

  • Feelings!

    “I am all up in my feelings!!!”

    August 6, 2020

  • Bird Feet

    “Thank you for following our 6 feet social distancing rule.
    You can get a little closer if you need to, we have really small feet.”

    August 5, 2020

  • Say What?

    “He said what?!”

    July 30, 2020

  • Suspicious Seeds

    “Seeds showing up in your mailbox? Suspicious? I say, delicious!”
    (Note for humans: Don’t feed birds unknown seeds!)

    July 29, 2020

  • Synonym

    Is there another word for thesaurus?

    July 28, 2020

  • Stop, Drop, and Fly Away

    “Ok guys, this game is called The Floor is Lava. Touch the floor and you burn up.”
    “If the floor is on fire, shouldn’t we just fly away? What kind of game is this?”

    July 27, 2020

  • I Have a Joke

    I have a bird joke, and it’s pretty fly.

    July 25, 2020

  • It’s FriJay! Go nuts!

    July 24, 2020

  • Bird Zoom

    “Hi everybody, thanks for joining.”
    “Starling, your muted.”
    “Nice to see you Miss Dove, Mr. Cardinal, Catbird, Cat….”
    “Oh God, that’s Sparrow’s house. Sparrow?”
    “Meow.”

    July 23, 2020

  • Easy Peasy

    “Remember those words I asked you to remember earlier?”
    “Aw yeah, easy. Bird, female, male, webcam, livestream. Aced it!”

    July 23, 2020