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  • Screen Time

    “Walk away from the computer screen, slowly, that’s right.
    Pick up a book, yep, that one’s good. Now, read.”

  • Safe at Home

    Just stay at home and watch the Bird Library, it’s safe for everyone!

  • Summer Reading

    “Pools closed, no summer camp, no bbqs, no summer concerts or festivals,
    but at least you can’t cancel summer reading!”

  • Spread Your Wings and Fly

    “Where’d your mom go?”
    “Don’t know. She dropped us off and flew away saying something about an empty nest.”

  • Atticus!

    “To Kill a WHAT?! Who writes this stuff?”

  • Target Practice

    “Time to go poop on something. And don’t worry,
    if I can’t find a statue, there are plenty of deserving heads out there.”

  • Just a Little Off the Top

    Like my haircut? I did it myself!

  • Are you Mocking Me?

    “Oh, look at me. I’m a delicious little seed with a crunchy shield around me. Oh, look at that, I have infiltrated your shield. You are weak! Aw, poor baby, are you crying?”

  • Check Me Out

    “What do you call that?”
    “I call this move, New Release, cause you’re checking me out!”

  • You Don’t Want to Know

    “Hi guys, I’ve been migrating for a couple months, what’s new?”

  • Mellow Yellow

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
    If it’s brown, it’s probably a sparrow.

  • Gross!

    Look what the migration dragged in. It’s a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak!

  • Cheep Jokes

    “Why did the bird go to the library?”
    “He was looking for bookworms.”

  • Hair Don’t

    Anyone else need a haircut about now?

  • Snacks

    “It’s snack o’clock!”

  • We Struck Gold!

    We noticed a female goldfinch eating dandelion fluff in the yard the other day.
    Looks like we’re not the only ones that noticed her! This guy has been hanging out ever since.

  • Lola

    “Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.”

  • Masks

    “Why do you think they are covering their faces?
    Are they hiding something? Are they growing beaks?
    What if they start eating the seed they give to us?”

  • Wash Your Hands

    “I couldn’t find my hands, so I just washed everything for 20 seconds.”

  • Is it Safe?

    “Do you think it’s safe? The humans might have touched it.”
    “But, I forgot how to find food, how did we do it before bird feeders?”