Is it Spring yet? Can I put away my heavy coat now?
“It’s St. Patrick’s Day right?”
“Your hair is sham-rocking!”
Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card-inal.
“I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”
“Sure. THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”
Have I got a tale for you!
“Stand there and think about what you have done.”
“But, I didn’t have a bookmark!”
“So you used a worm?”
“It was a bookworm.”
Short bird, tall bird, want to read them all bird.
Fat bird, thin bird, forgot to turn books in bird.
Starling Meet and Eat was well attended today
How many books would a woodpecker read if a woodpecker would read books?
Miss Mohawk wants to know what you’re reading.
“Why couldn’t anyone see the bird librarian?”
“Because she was in da skies.”
“What we have here is a whodunit.”
“Well, who done it?”
“I don’t know, but this is a Red Cherring.”
“You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
“Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”
“What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
“We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”
“Oh, um, hi. I am a bird. I flew here to check out some books. I love eating…I mean, reading.”
“Red any good books lately?”
Dance like the motion sensitive camera is watching.
“Can you help me? I forget the shortcuts for copy & paste.”
“Ctrl C copy, Ctrl V paste.”
“Thank you, it worked!”
¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
¨But, we were migrating!¨
¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨
“Are you going to check me out?”
“Listen, I’m sure you are very nice, but I am not interested.”
“You’re not interested in checking a book out to me?”
“Oh, I thought… I mean, yes, of course. Happy reading!”