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  • Watch Your Back

    “I’ve been feeling really anxious lately. Do you have any books on paranoia?”

  • A Tail to Tell

    Have I got a tale for you!

  • Bookmark

    “Stand there and think about what you have done.”
    “But, I didn’t have a bookmark!”
    “So you used a worm?”
    “It was a bookworm.”

  • Bird Rhyme

    Short bird, tall bird, want to read them all bird.
    Fat bird, thin bird, forgot to turn books in bird.

  • Oh my Starling!

    Starling Meet and Eat was well attended today

  • Woodpecker

    How many books would a woodpecker read if a woodpecker would read books?

  • What Should I Read?

    Miss Mohawk wants to know what you’re reading.

  • Missing Librarian

    “Why couldn’t anyone see the bird librarian?”
    “Because she was in da skies.”

  • Whodunit?

    “What we have here is a whodunit.”
    “Well, who done it?”
    “I don’t know, but this is a Red Cherring.”

  • Do We?

    “You guys should organize your books by genre like Barnes & Noble.”
    “Gasp! Do you know where you are? This is the library. We Dewey, we will always Dewey, and youey will Dewey too!”

  • Kondo-d

    “What do you mean you Marie Kondo’d the library?”
    “We had a lot of books. She said we only need 30 that bring us joy so I saved all the books about napping and eating.”

  • Red

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Red who?”
    “Red any good books lately?”

  • Dance

    Dance like the motion sensitive camera is watching.

  • Copy Paste

    “Can you help me? I forget the shortcuts for copy & paste.”
    “Ctrl C copy, Ctrl V paste.”
    “Thank you, it worked!”

  • Overdue

    ¨Your books are months overdue. You should be ashamed of yourselves.¨
    ¨But, we were migrating!¨
    ¨Unacceptable, responsible birds return their books before they migrate. Remember that!¨

  • Check Me Out

    “Are you going to check me out?”
    “Listen, I’m sure you are very nice, but I am not interested.”
    “You’re not interested in checking a book out to me?”
    “Oh, I thought… I mean, yes, of course. Happy reading!”