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  • Your Mom Would Let Me

    Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library

    October 30, 2020

  • Increased Circulation

    “Watch out! What are you doing?”
    “I’m increasing circulation.”

    October 25, 2020

  • Grace

    “Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
    “Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
    We all need to give each other grace right now.”

    September 1, 2020

  • Libraries are shelters in a storm.
    First snow of the year, 2020

    January 8, 2020

  • Resolution

    “I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”

    January 4, 2020

  • “Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
    “To take more naps and read more books!”
    Happy New Year from the Bird Library!

    January 1, 2020

  • Love Doves

    The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.

    December 26, 2019

  • All I Want for Christmas is Coo

    “OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”

    December 18, 2019

  • All the Books

    “We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
    “All of them.”

    December 10, 2019

  • Santabird

    “It’s the holiday season
    So whoop de do and dickory dock”
    Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!

    December 2, 2019

  • Going South?

    “I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”

    October 24, 2019

  • Instruction Manual

    “Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”

    October 14, 2019

  • Hair Raising

    I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!

    October 1, 2019

  • Dance Battle

    Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
    Think again.

    September 28, 2019

  • Birds are Back

    “Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”

    September 23, 2019

  • Back Off

    The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!

    July 24, 2019

  • I Was a Teenage Starling

    #trending #polkadots

    July 23, 2019

  • Nap Queen

    Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove

    July 19, 2019

  • Side Eye

    “You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
    You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”

    July 16, 2019

  • Wet

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these birds from the swift completion of their appointed librarian duties.

    July 12, 2019