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Three Wiseguys
“We three doves from library are, eating seeds from our own snack bar.”
December 20, 2020 -
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Increased Circulation
“Watch out! What are you doing?”
“I’m increasing circulation.”October 25, 2020 -
Grace
“Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
“Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
We all need to give each other grace right now.”September 1, 2020 -
Resolution
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
January 4, 2020 -
Love Doves
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
December 26, 2019 -
All I Want for Christmas is Coo
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”
December 18, 2019 -
All the Books
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.”December 10, 2019 -
Santabird
“It’s the holiday season
So whoop de do and dickory dock”
Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!December 2, 2019 -
Going South?
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
October 24, 2019 -
Instruction Manual
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
October 14, 2019 -
Hair Raising
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
October 1, 2019 -
Dance Battle
Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
Think again.September 28, 2019 -
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Side Eye
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”July 16, 2019
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