Don’t Let the Pigeon Run the Library
“Watch out! What are you doing?”
“I’m increasing circulation.”
“Oh, oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I forgot how to sit in a chair.”
“Don’t worry about it. I just pooped in this desk.
We all need to give each other grace right now.”
Libraries are shelters in a storm.
First snow of the year, 2020
“I hope your New Year’s resolution was to return your library books on time because overdue library books are no way to start out the year.”
“Miss Dove, what’s your New Year’s resolution?”
“To take more naps and read more books!”
Happy New Year from the Bird Library!
The Bird Library hopes you are having a wonderful holiday with all your Doved Ones.
“OOOO guys! Are they playing Mariah Carey? This is my favorite Christmas song. ‘All I want for Christmas is yoooooou.”
“We’ve been waiting in this line for hours, how many books are you asking for, Miss Dove?”
“All of them.”
“It’s the holiday season
So whoop de do and dickory dock”
Santabird has arrived at the Bird Library!
“I got into this job to help birds discover the love of reading, but all they ever ask me is ‘Which way is South?”
“Am I doing this right? I’m sitting on the chair. It feels wrong. Is there an instruction manual for this thing?”
I need to return this book, it scared me half to death. One little kitten, sure ok, scary. Two little kittens, pretty frightening. But three little kittens? Eeek, horrifying!
Think you have what it takes to challenge the Bird Library Dance Battle champion?
“Hey guys! The Bird Library is open!”
The Bird Library, now with piggyback rides!
Extreme napping – expert level: Miss Dove
“You’re going to use a bookmark, right?
You just lost your mind for a minute dog-earring that page, right? I thought so.”
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these birds from the swift completion of their appointed librarian duties.