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  • Patron Privacy

    “I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”

  • Red, set, read!

    The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
    Get RED, get set, READ!

  • School’s Out!

    Congratulations to the teachers that survived the school year with just a few rumpled feathers. If you’re still in school, hang in there, summer is right around the corner!

  • OMG

    “Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”

  • I Need More!

    “I may have overdone it at the library today.”

  • Dinner with Daddy

    “Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”

  • I Wonder

    I wonder how many people are going to come to the reference desk today and ask me where the bathroom is?

  • ABCs

    Make alphabetizing great again.

  • Teen Zone

    Smells like Teen Spirit.

  • Old Yeller

    Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.

  • Dude

    “What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
    “Is my book over dude?”

  • Smile!

    Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!

  • Book or Treat

    “Can I have a snow cone?”
    “This isn’t the snack bar.”
    “But I wanted a treat.”
    “Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”

  • Pool’s Open!

    An important announcement from your local library:
    “Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”

  • Summer Reading

    Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.

  • Are You My Mother?

    “Are you my mother?”
    “No Luke, I am your father.”

  • 792.8 – Tap Dance

    “Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”

  • :O

    Watch out Miss Dove, someone’s trying to look up your “information.”

  • Prose Knows

    “Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
    “They’re prose.”

  • Blue Moon

    Tonight’s full blue moon