“I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”
The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
Get RED, get set, READ!
Congratulations to the teachers that survived the school year with just a few rumpled feathers. If you’re still in school, hang in there, summer is right around the corner!
“Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”
“I may have overdone it at the library today.”
“Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”
I wonder how many people are going to come to the reference desk today and ask me where the bathroom is?
Make alphabetizing great again.
Smells like Teen Spirit.
Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.
“What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
“Is my book over dude?”
Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!
“Can I have a snow cone?”
“This isn’t the snack bar.”
“But I wanted a treat.”
“Oh we’ve got plenty of those, this is the library, come on in.”
An important announcement from your local library:
“Don’t drop your library books in the pool!”
Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.
“Are you my mother?”
“No Luke, I am your father.”
“Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”
Watch out Miss Dove, someone’s trying to look up your “information.”
“Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
Tonight’s full blue moon