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Patron Privacy
“I’m trying out a new technique to assure patron privacy. If you don’t look at me and I don’t look at you, I can assist you without ever knowing who you are.”
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Red, set, read!
The Cardinal family summer reading challenge has begun.
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School’s Out!
Congratulations to the teachers that survived the school year with just a few rumpled feathers. If you’re still in school, hang in there, summer is right around the corner!
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OMG
“Oh my God, my parents are so embarrassing. They have mohawks and they are like, old.”
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I Need More!
“I may have overdone it at the library today.”
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Dinner with Daddy
“Honey, please! He needs to start eating on his own. You can’t regurgitate his meals forever.”
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I Wonder
I wonder how many people are going to come to the reference desk today and ask me where the bathroom is?
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ABCs
Make alphabetizing great again.
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Teen Zone
Smells like Teen Spirit.
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Old Yeller
Yelling at your librarian will get you nothing but stink eye.
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Dude
“What did the surfer ask the librarian?”
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Smile!
Smile! Libraries love you, whoever you are!
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Book or Treat
“Can I have a snow cone?”
“This isn’t the snack bar.”
“But I wanted a treat.”
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Pool’s Open!
An important announcement from your local library:
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Summer Reading
Miss Dove is feeling a bit frazzled while planning this year’s summer reading program.
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Are You My Mother?
“Are you my mother?”
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792.8 – Tap Dance
“Shuffle step, shuffle step, ball change, heel step, shuffle step, shuffle step…”
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:O
Watch out Miss Dove, someone’s trying to look up your “information.”
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Prose Knows
“Why are fiction writers better than poets?”
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Blue Moon
Tonight’s full blue moon
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